Phil Eggtree:
The teacher may not be smart, but he knows when I open that door.
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JonBro Presents
Phil Eggtree:
*grooooan...*
I've been sitting here for two hours straight listening to addition facts.
All because I teased somebody, I'm in a special class.
I don't even have a smart teacher.
Right now I'm as free as a bird in a bird cage.
Alright, that's it. I'm getting out of this school.
Mister Kahm:
What's 131+42 again? I forget.
Phil Eggtree:
*groooooooan*.
[Phil Eggtree smashes his head into his desk]
Riddle S-c-h-o-o-l
Phil Eggtree:
No outlet here!
Phil Eggtree:
During school, even the windows look dreary.
Phil Eggtree:
That window's no different from its twin.
Phil Eggtree:
You can tell this school's low-budget just by looking at that.
Phil Eggtree:
That's the teacher, Mister Kahm.
He asks me lots of question because he doesn't know any of the answers.
Phil Eggtree:
That's it!
Hey, teacher! Could I sharpen my pencil?
Mister Kahm:
Only one person at a time!
Hallway 1
Phil Eggtree:
Now that was sharp! (I can't believe I said that.)
Phil Eggtree:
The school doors are shut during school hours.
I bet the principal has the keys.
I was there yesterday, and then I got sent to that class...
...only last time, I was with a teacher.
It'll be harder this time. I don't even have a hall pass.
There's a hall guard right before you reach the hall's end.
Well, it's all down the hall and past the teachers' lounge.
If I can make it there, I'm as good as free!
Phil Eggtree:
NO WAY.
Phil Eggtree:
"5 for prez."
5 is a popular guy in this school.
It's because of his 'VOTE 5' shirt.
Phil Eggtree:
To whom the doesn't toll...
...it rings when school ends.
...which it doesn't. Ever.
Need I say more?
Phil Eggtree:
It's the EXIT sign. It represents sweet freedom!
Hallway 2
[the water fountain turns on]
[the water fountain turns off]
[the locker opens, revealing a "Hall Pass+", which can be obtained]
Phil Eggtree:
It's a clock.
It's also a reminder that I waste all my time at school.
That explains why I never pay attention to clocks anymore.
Phil Eggtree:
That's Phred, my best friend and the most bored class member.
Phil Eggtree:
That's Zack, who is always very cold. He has no problem freezing the water fountain.
Phil Eggtree:
That's Smiley. She's the only one in this school who likes learning.
Smiley's also the one I made fun of to be in that special class.
Phil Eggtree:
That's my teacher, Miss Cophey, who drinks more coffee than anyone else I know.
She finishes teaching lessons two hours early in a hard-to-understand jittery voice.
Phil Eggtree:
That's a drawing by somebody named JonBro.
Phil Eggtree:
Looking out there reminds me I'm trapped here.
Phil Eggtree:
Wow, feather duster in a dustbin. Ironic.
[Feather duster is obtained]