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{{RiddleSchoolGroup}}This is a '''transcript of the 2006 video game ''[[Riddle School]]'''''.

This is a '''transcript of the 2006 video game ''[[Riddle School]]'''''.

== Transcript ==

~~''WIP''~~

''JonBro Presents''

'''[[Phil Eggtree]]''': ''*grooooan...*'' ''I've been sitting here for two hours straight listening to addition facts.'' ''All because I teased somebody, I'm in a special class.'' ''I don't even have a smart teacher.'' ''Right now I'm as free as a bird in a bird cage.'' ''Alright, that's it. I'm getting out of this school.''

'''[[Phil Eggtree]]''': ''*grooooan...*'' ''I've been sitting here for two hours straight listening to addition facts.'' ''All because I teased somebody, I'm in a special class.'' ''I don't even have a smart teacher.'' ''Right now I'm as free as a bird in a bird cage.'' ''Alright, that's it. I'm getting out of this school.''

'''[[Mister Kahm]]''': ''What's 131+42 again? I forget.''

'''[[Mister Kahm]]''': ''What's 131+42 again? I forget.''

'''Phil Eggtree''': ''*groooooooan*.''

'''Phil Eggtree''': ''*groooooooan*.''

'''''[Phil Eggtree smashes his head into his desk]'''''

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''Riddle S-c-h-o-o-l''

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''[[Special Class For The Insane]]''

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'''Mister Kahm''': ''Only one person at a time!''

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''Hallway 1''

'''Phil Eggtree''': ''Now '''that''' was sharp! (I can't believe I said that.)''

'''Phil Eggtree''': ''Now '''that''' was sharp! (I can't believe I said that.)''

|-|West (no key)='''Phil Eggtree''': ''The school doors are shut during school hours.'' ''I bet the principal has the keys.'' ''I was there yesterday, and then I got sent to that class...'' ''...only last time, I was with a teacher.'' ''It'll be harder this time. I don't even have a hall pass.'' ''There's a hall guard right before you reach the hall's end.'' ''Well, it's all down the hall and past the teachers' lounge.'' ''If I can make it there, I'm as good as free!''

|-|West (key)=[an image of Phil Eggtree outside the school is shown, then, credits roll]

''Now Go Read A Good Book.''

|-|North='''Phil Eggtree''': ''NO WAY.''

|-|5 election poster='''Phil Eggtree''': ''"5 for prez."'' ''5 is a popular guy in this school.'' ''It's because of his 'VOTE 5' shirt.''

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|-|EXIT sign='''Phil Eggtree''': ''It's the EXIT sign. It represents sweet freedom!''

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|-|Clock='''Phil Eggtree''': ''It's a clock.'' ''It's also a reminder that I waste all my time at school.'' ''That explains why I never pay attention to clocks anymore.''

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'''''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Feather duster]] is obtained]'''''

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''Hallway 3''

|-|Green puddle='''Phil Eggtree''': ''You don't want to know what happened there.''

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''[[Janitor's Closet (Riddle School)|Janitor's Closet]]''

'''[[808]]''': ''WHAT are you doing?'' ''GET OUT OF MY CLOSET.''

|-|Give feather duster='''808''': ''You found my feather duster! Keep the change.''

'''''[a dollar is obtained]'''''

'''808''': ''I've been looking all over school for this.'' ''The playground birds need dusting.'' ''Well, I gave you a dollar. Don't waste it on socks.''

|-|Bucket='''Phil Eggtree''': ''Uh, Bucket, you spilled something.''

|-|Mop='''Phil Eggtree''': ''That's a mop. It works like a towel.''

|-|Broom='''Phil Eggtree''': ''I ate one of those for lunch yesterday.''

|-|808='''Phil Eggtree''': ''That's the janitor. He's 5's dad, 808.''

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''Men's bathroom''

|-|Sinks='''Phil Eggtree''': ''As crazy as it sounds, those are sinks. Just look at the sleek design!'' ''I would have thought twice about escaping school if it all was that cool-looking.''

|-|Water='''Phil Eggtree''': ''A big, fat battery clogged the left stall's pipes and choked up all that water.''

|-|Dirty stall='''Phil Eggtree''': ''That's the only stall guys ever use, mainly for graffiti.''

|-|Clean stall='''Phil Eggtree''': ''That's the untouched stall which is in perfect condition and currently on display.''

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''Hallway 5''

'''[[Richy]]''': ''Hey, it's me, Richy, the hall guard. Got a hall pass?'' ''<nowiki>'</nowiki>cause if you don't, you can't pass.''

|-|Give Hall Pass+='''Phil Eggtree''': ''Yes, I do, so please get out of my way.''

|-|North='''Phil Eggtree''': ''Listen, if I went in there, you'd hear screaming and shrieks, not only from anyone in there, but from me.''

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''Hallway 6''

|-|Poster='''Phil Eggtree''': ''That's a poster I made at home because of the bizarre number of lockers in this school.'' ''"This school has 7 students and more than 50 lockers! NO SANITY!"'' ''No wonder this school's so low-budget. It was expected to be popular.''

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''Hallway 7''

'''[[Chubb Munch]]''': ''Oooooh...gimme a cookie.''

|-|Give dollar='''Phil Eggtree''': ''Take the dollar, fatty.''

'''''[Chubb jumps onto the floor to grab the money]'''''

|-|Chubb='''Phil Eggtree''': ''That's Chubb. There's not a person I know who's as fat and hungry as he is.'' ''Yesterday I heard something about him swallowing his refrigerator.''

|-|North (with Chubb)='''Phil Eggtree''': ''The principal's office is past the Teacher's Lounge, but I can't get in. Chubb's in the way.''

|-|Fire extinguisher='''Phil Eggtree''': ''I think I'm safe. The last fire we ever had was when Mrs. Cophey's coffee spontaneously combusted.''

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''[[Teacher's Lounge]]''

'''Teacher''': ''What are you DOING here?!''

|-|I need to talk to the principal.='''Teacher''': ''And why is '''THAT?'''''

'''''[goes back to original dialouge box]'''''

|-|I want to tell him a joke.='''Teacher''': ''Oh, jokes are always fun! Go right on in.''

'''''[Phil Eggtree enters the principal, [[Mr. Cwesschyn]]'s, office and manages to steal the door keys]''''''

'''Teacher''': ''How nice off you to drop by.'' ''Bye, then!''

|-|My teacher sent me up.='''Teacher''': '''''YOU DON'T WANT YOUR TEACHER ON THE PHONE, DO YOU?''''' '''''GET OUT!'''''

|-|Wrong room.='''''[Phil Eggtree returns back to hallway 7]'''''

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''Hallway 8''

|-|East='''Phil Eggtree''': ''Getting out of school through that door's out of the question.''

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''Cafeteria''

|-|Greg='''Phil Eggtree''': ''That's Greg, the least hungry and most restful student in the school.''

|-|Cafeteria blueprints='''Phil Eggtree''': ''That's a diagram of the cafeteria, reminding us all what it looked like clean.''

|-|Cookie vending-machine='''Phil Eggtree''': ''The cookie-vending machine is unfortunately broken.''

|-|Blue liquid='''Phil Eggtree''': ''Someone managed to spill their blueberry Wet-Ade up there.''

|-|Green gunk='''Phil Eggtree''': ''That's green, unrecognizable gunk.''

|-|Mustard face='''Phil Eggtree''': ''That's the school-famous Smiley Smudge.'' ''That's how I made fun of Smiley--with mustard.''

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